Ewww....pedophiles intruding on my blog

Wow. So I was on sitemeter checking to see if more than 3 people are reading my site. I noticed that I had a visitor from the UK, and I wondered whether some of my old London friends, from a few years ago when I lived there for work, have somehow found me.

Instead, I find out that it was some random gross person. The referring URL is google, and the search terms are...

"little girls bare bums"

WHY DOES THAT SEARCH STRING TAKE YOU TO THIS BLOG?!?!? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I need to throw in some innocent words to counter the effects:

butterflies flowers angels Jesus peace on earth goodwill towards men clouds raindrops on roses whiskers on kittens bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens brown paper packages tied up with string...

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have "package" on here. shoot! I just did it twice. crap!
Oh god, could "whiskers" be dirty somehow?

Crap, I should quit while i'm ahead. Dammit! I just said "head". Forget it.